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Flufftober day 1 prompt: Lost pet meet cute
Characters: Cressida, Elyanore, and Diana
Cressida sat on a bench, her hand fiddled with the helm of her blouse as her other gently pets the head of an auburn husky laying beside her. She's not really her dog.
Cressida was taking a leisurely afternoon walk by the park when a dog ran by her legs, fast enough to make her stumble forward, and had she not been nearby a lamppost to hold onto, would've fallen face first in the pavement.
That dog turned out to be named Diana, she still had her leash attached to her collar. Now, Cressida wasn't good with both large animals and phone calls, but she mustered up the courage to do both for the sake of returning the dog to her owner. Thankfully, Diana was smart and kind, and just as thankfully, the phone call went smoother than expected.
So now here they are, sitting on the bench by the park while waiting for Diana's owner to get there. They seemed out of breath when Cressida called, so she wouldn't mind if they took a little longer by resting a bit.
She looked at the street while swaying her legs to and fro, scanning the people passing by just in case one of them is Diana's owner.
One minute passed and then two, finally, Cressida's gaze landed on a woman. She wore a simple yet beautiful dress that matched her perfectly, adorning her already beautiful appearance. She looked absolutely gorgeous with the setting sun shining behind her, like an angel that descended or a goddess that came down to earth. It was such an ethereal sight, Cressida hadn't yet realized herself already holding her breath.
The woman walked closer to them, it was only then when Cressida's brain finally continued to work again.
Wait… is that… Diana's owner?
Cressida can feel her face heat up the closer the woman got.
“Excuse me.” She spoke, tucking a loose strand of her red hair behind her ear, her ponytail seemed to have loosen and yet despite having a slightly messy appearance, the woman still looked as beautiful as ever, “You're the one that called me, yes?”
“Y-yes…” Cressida squeaked out, clutching the helm of her blouse tighter, as if her life depended on it.
The woman smiled at her, it was the most gorgeous smile Cressida had ever seen, “Thank you so much for finding her! I was starting to get so worried.” She sighed before turning to Diana and playfully poked her nose, “You naughty naughty girl! Why did you run off like that? I was just fixing your leash.”
Diana whimpered and started making small howls, as if she were making her own excuses, all while Cressida tries her best to not melt on the spot, she started to think of anything else other than the beautiful lady beside her.
“What would my brother think if he knew about this?” The woman spoke in a seemingly contemplative and sad tone as Diana's howls increased in volume, “He'd be so sad and disappointed!”
Diana's whimper increased in volume then too.
Cressida turned her gaze to the other side, focusing intensely on the lamppost nearby instead, she can feel her heartbeat calm down enough.
Phew… I'm calm again…
Unfortunately, that calm didn't stay long.
“Thank you again.” The woman turned to her, causing Cressida to jump a little.
“Ah! N-n… N-no… No p-problem!” She managed to answer, she can feel the heat rushing to her face as her heart began to beat fast again.
“May I ask for you name? If it's alright with you, of course.” She took Diana's leash now, placing it on her wrist all while holding it too, she seems to be holding it much securely now.
“O-oh… It's… It's Cressida…”
Calm down, my heart!!!
“Cressida…” The woman spoke so softly and slowly it made Cressida's heart skip a beat at the sound of her name spoken like that, “What a fitting name for one as cute as you!”
The gears in her brain that had went into overdrive froze then.
“If you don't mind, may I also save your number?”
“P… p-pardon???” It feels as though her brain stopped working entirely.
“I'd like to thank you properly, so it would be great to have something I can contact you on. It doesn't sit right with me to just say thank you after the trouble you've been to.”
Cressida put her hands in front of her, flailing it slightly as she attempts to explain herself what with her brain currently processing everything so slowly as it had yet to recover from the previous hit she took, being called cute by a woman this pretty proves to be quite deadly, “It's okay! It's really okay! I-it wasn't a bother at all! I was just walking around anyway so it's really okay!”
“Hmm, well, if you're really sure!” She paused, seemingly thinking about something, “It still doesn't feel right for me to not give you something. Will money be—”
“No!” Cressida immediately cut her off, “It's reaaally okay! You don't have to give me anything, really!”
Otherwise I'd be the one next that'd feel too bad!
The woman pouted a bit, her green eyes glistening in the darkening sky as she looked at Cressida with puppy dog eyes.
Even her pouting face is so beautiful… In fact, why is she looking at me with such puppy dog eyes! This is unfair!
The more Cressida spends time with her, the more her adoration for such a pretty face turns into a slight frustration at the very fact that such a person exists who is not only gorgeous in many ways, but just as cute.
“F-fine!” Cressida caved in, “How about… your name? And…” She trailed off as she took a glance at her, the woman's eyes widened momentarily while she waited patiently for what Cressida wanted to say, truth be told, she doesn't know what else to add, but just in case the woman is still unsatisfied with that, perhaps Cressida can take something low in value like…
“Your hair tie…”
That should be fine, right?
The woman smiled then, she giggled softly. Making Cressida want to scream.
Everything is so pretty, and beautiful, and gorgeous with her and now she's just so cute too?! This is unfair! Everything is so unfair!!!
…Maybe I should've said yes when she asked to save my number…
“Right, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Elyanore, you can just call me Ely though.” She moved to take off the hair tie barely holding her ponytail together, it was a simple purple hair tie, with a singular small pearl as its decoration, Ely combed through her hair with her hands to fix it a bit before handing Cressida the hair tie.
It was a wrong move on Cressida's part, because now, with Ely's hair down, she looked far more mesmerizing. She wanted to cry then.
Why did I ask for her hair tie of all things…
Cressida reluctantly took it, her fingers lightly brushing on Ely's hand, it was surprisingly rough. In fact, having looked at her hand now, there were callouses on it.
“It's from sword training.” Ely answered, she must've noticed Cressida staring.
“Sword training?”
“I like swords! It's just exciting handling different kinds!”
“Can I save your number, after all?” Cressida blurted out before her brain can even catch up to process what she was about to say. It took a solid 3 seconds of silence when she finally realized it.
Cressida gasped loudly, she flailed her arms in front of her while trying desperately to explain herself, “I! I mean! That wasn't! It! I! What I meant to say was!”
Ely let out a small laugh, “As long as I get to save yours too!”
Cressida weakly nodded as she looked away, far too embarrassed to meet Ely's gaze, “O-okay…”
Diana loudly barked then, as if having reached her limit of waiting. Her barks were accompanied with a series of falling and rising howls, like she was saying several complaints for being forced to wait that long.
“Hehe, I got it girl.” Ely bent down a bit to pet her head, Diana moved away though, seemingly pouting, “Hmm… Ookay, I won't tell my brother about what happened today.”
It was only then when Diana happily placed her head on Ely's palm, making a slightly long howl to show her happiness at that.
Cressida couldn't help but laugh at the sight of them.
“Well then, we'll be taking our leave. It was nice meeting you, Cressida!” Ely did a curt bow reminiscent of a knight's, before waving Cressida goodbye.
“I-it was nice meeting you too… And take care!” Cressida waved back in a rather shy manner and when the two were out of view, she bent down to scream into her hands.
#ariawrites#ariaoc#flufftober2024#day 1#i tried so hard to make this one as short as possible. i wanted to get only 500 words or less than but these two did not want to separate#i alrdy cut down as much as i can but somehow its STILL TOO LONG??? this has 1k+ words. omg these lesbians. even the dog is done with them#anyway small context: theyre both adults. and the brother that ely is talking about is my dearest oc alec. yes thats alecs lil sister#honestly tho i cant blame cressida for losing her mind cuz if i saw someone so gorgeous id lose my mind too#go girl! gives us ✨Gay Panic ✨
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brain said No Eleven Angst only egg and cuddling
#theres a smidgen of angst in here and maybe more when im done but its mostly fluff actually#fluffy egg fic alsjfkjfs#only 500 words of it down and i cant keep writing cause i got an early meeting tomorrow BUT. soon.#puts the eggs. inside him. for safekeeping
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it took me nearly an hour to write 160ish words, this is so slow and annoying
#we're at 770 words total#so only 3000 to go 👍#I'll try to write 200ish more tonight#and then tomorrow I'll try to do around 500#and then on the weekend i can do more because i wont be as exhausted#maybe this is just my personal experience but doing an internship and writing a thesis at the same time is HARD#like from 6 to around 3 (sometimes even later) i have the internship (transportation time included) and then i have no energy#so for the next few hours i cant do anything but rot in bed#and once you start rotting it's so hard to stop so the entire day is gone and youve done nothing#so then you stay up late at night to feel like youve accomplished sth (and also rot some more) and then youre even more tired the ne#*the next day#and i know a lot of people would be able to handle it differently and better but thats not me so theres no use compering#okay back to writing#jo says stuff#university update
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me rediscovering my street racer!jk x undercover cop!MC au from 2019 knowing damn well this is gonna be the next big fic on my blog…
#missy rambles#i cant believe I only wrote 500 words and then dipped#this is such a goldmine of a concept
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Йобана блять русня
#dar's diary#in short: russian drone hit a building like 500 metres from my grandmas home#i literally have no words for rage anymore. especially since i cant do anything#theyve been turning the bordering regiosn into uninhabitable zones since day one. it only ever gets worse#tw vent#i guess
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save me pls. two weeks. 9k words. still not finished my darkish ghoap/reader au. i am determined to finish and post tomorrow bc its haunting me
#fr its been over 2 weeks since my first and only ff post#and ive only written 500 words plus the draft for that#but 9k of darkish ghoap plus work have been hammering my head#also lol what are the bets that noone reads it anyway bc its too irish and has a lot of exposition and i am v rusty#and shy and cant translate the thoughts into readable coherent content#i get so distracted as well like i probably couldve finished earlier were it not for work and my attempts to have a social life#báirseach rambles#me
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#this man wants me to add 1k words worth of stuff when i only have 500 words left til the limit and he told me not to cut anything . OKAY#im trying to see what i can shorten but like bro i cant add all that#idrgaf at this point like i like my paper and i know i wont fail the class so like#im gonna add what i can and we shall see
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no motivation :/
#i have an assignment due at 6pm but i cant bring myself to actually do it#ive barely done the readings bc ive been busy with my thesis#and i can technically get away with not handing this assignment in#but also its only like 500 words max and if i do it itll give#me a slight grade boost and it also doesnt seem worth it to skip the assignment and miss out on that
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Idk if your asks are still open, but I have a recommendation...
Where it's like a poly with two of the members, and they're arguing over which fingers to use on you. (While actively demonstrating)
(Ex. One member is a firm believer of using Pointer/middle finger. While the other prefers middle/ring finger) idk if it makes sense lol
A possible quote "Who the hell told you how to use those fingers"
poly asks have my heart i need MOAR. thank u :3
VocalRacha x Fingering Argument
~500 words | warnings: fem!reader, fingering, (1) pvssy + thigh slap (im sorry i cant help myself), kinda meandom vocalracha, mentions of being tied up
So the first two who really came to mind were Seungmin and Jeongin. And it would SOOO start off as a random argument between them 😭 I won't write a full fic about it for this ask but I'll write a little drabble of sorts
❥ It would happen one of the times you leave them unattended at your apartment. Maybe you had to run out to grab food or wanted to run to the corner store on your own. You're gone for no more than an hour and they still managed to get on the topic of sex and fingering. (probably due to an nsfw meme one of them found/one of the boys found and sent to a group chat)
❥ Bombard you the second you walk in the door. "Jagi, which fingers do you prefer when we fuck you?" & "Puppyyyy~ Tell him I'm right. I know your pussy better than him, right?" Front door wide open and all lol
❥ They argue about it through the whole night until you inevitably get sick of it and just tell them it's all the same. Which, to your dismay, only ends in you in the bedroom with them both between your legs. If you think it's all the same then they feel the need to experiment.
❥ Minnie's most likely gonna be mean to both of you during the whole thing. Starts with a swift "Sit the fuck still or else I'll tie you down." to you and a "Who the fuck taught you that?!? Paboya." to Jeongin
❥ They'd try to do it by taking turns at first. Seungmin lets Jeongin go first and lets him try to "explain" why his way is better but gets fidgety and eventually pulls the other boy's wrist away from you. So Seungmin forces his turn like that and all goes smoothly while he tries to explain his way.
❥ All until Jeongin gets antsy and now they just go back and forth, shoving their fingers deep into your cunt while they bicker back and forth about whose way is better.
❥ They tried to get your opinion on the matter, but after 20+ minutes of them unintentionally edging you and accidentally bullying your G-spot, you're sort of zoned out. A little "fucked dumb" if you will
❥ Jeongin's fingers are still in you when they realize you aren't paying attention and he curves them meanly into your G-spot in an attempt to get your attention. When that doesn't work Seungmin will land a harsh slap to your folds and/or to your thigh
❥ When they find out that you haven't been paying attention the whole time they'll roll their eyes and tell you to focus because they "have no plans to stop until you give us an answer."
❥ At this point it's not so much about what fingers are better, they just want to be right no matter what. Which! Inevitably turns this a competition on who can make you cum faster with their fingers and/or them edging you until you tell them whose way is "better"
❥ You're having a whole lot of orgasms that night. Almost all of which are pulled from their fingers and, depending on how much you toss and turn, may or may not end with you being held down forcefully by whoever isn't knuckles deep into your cunt 🤭
Taglist:
@jiminssluttyminx @changisworld @juskz @linohumina @rylea08
@grandma143 @caught-in-the-afterglow @yaorzu-blog @jabmastersupriseee
#sian’s writing#stray kids smut#skz smut#jeongin x reader#jeongin smut#jeongin imagines#yang jeongin x reader#yang jeongin smut#yang jeongin imagines#i.n x reader#i.n smut#i.n imagines#stray kids x reader#stray kids imagines#skz x reader#skz x reader smut#stray kids drabbles#skz drabbles#seungmin smut#seungmin x reader#seungmin drabbles#seungin x reader#seungin#vocalracha x reader
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Not me vividly hallucinating about a certain scot eating me out until I cry
What you wish for
Pairing| John “Soap The Munch (tm)” MacTavish x F!Reader Rating| E Word Count| ~500 Kinks/Content/Warnings| Cunnilingus, squirting, mentions of safe word, Johnny is A Munch(tm), the author is an American still trying to dial in a Scottish accent
Date a munch, they said.
It would be fun, they said.
And it is, for the most part- you can admit that with no hardship.
It’s just that occasionally (like now), it becomes obvious that Johnny is eating you out for his pleasure and your own is just a happy by-product.
“Shit, ah! Johnny! I’m gonna- hgn- Johnny I’m gonna cum,” you pant in warning as the Scot buried between your thighs goes to town on you like a man starved.
Every time this man drops to his knees in front of you, it is a guarantee you’re going to see stars.
This time he’s got you pinned on your back on the bed. You seem to be wiggling too much for his taste as he’s banded one forearm across your waist and the other hand grips one thigh to keep your legs spread for him.
No matter how much you cry and moan and buck and cant your hips, he just leans his weight on you to keep you still.
He alternates between broad swipes with the flat of his tongue or more pointedly circling your clit or lapping at the inside of you.
While he’s yet to disappoint, he really seems into it (re: you) today. Like teetering on has-something-to-prove into it.
With that sort of dedication and attention, it’s no wonder he’s got you squirting and squealing in record time as he slips two fingers inside and abuses that spot that has you seeing stars.
Johnny works you through your high, lapping up every drop of it like it’s his last meal. Your legs twitch weakly in his hold as he continues on.
You think that maybe he’s working himself down, that he’ll leave you be in a minute.
He doesn’t.
Less attention is paid directly to your clit, but he’s still honed in between your legs even as you squirm. “Johnny,” his voice is a whine in your throat. “Johnny I came- I already came,” like there was any possibility that he is unaware of that- given how you squirted all over his face.
He pulls off momentarily, eying you with a skeptical look. “The fuck’s that got to do with me, bonnie? Cum or don’t, I'm finished when I'm finished.”
Your brain needs a system reboot at that- you stare at the ceiling dumbly as he gets back to business.
He’s trying to kill you- there’s no other explanation for it.
(Distantly you remember how your ex never went down you- still expected head on a routine basis, of course!- and you swore that the next guy you dated would have to be okay with reciprocation. You certainly got your wish in spades, hadn’t you? Almost like the universe was apologizing in the most mind-melting way possible)
It’s all you can do to lay there and breathe. If it actually gets to be too much- well, that’s what safewords are for. But Jesus fucking Christ the man doesn’t do anything in halves.
It’s only after he’s wrenched your second orgasm from you that he lets up, crawling up the bed to collapse to the side of you.
“Soon as my legs quit twitching, I’m returning the favor,” it takes you a couple tries to stammer out the words. Johnny looks every bit like the cat that caught the canary.
“Oh I’m no done with that sweet cunt o’ yours- ye just looked like ye were gonna pass oot. We’ll give ye a break an then back tae it, hm?”
#john soap mactavish x reader#soap x reader#soap x you#cod x reader#if i find out who made ‘john soap mctavish’ a popular tag im fighting them#cause it gets EVERY FUCKING TIME#my writing#congrats u get two posts in 2 days
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Okay so i have tonsillitis rn and cant eat bc it hurts like hell.
Cg stucky x little reader x little Peter where the reader has tonsillitis and dont wanna eat so Papa Steve needs to hold her while baba bucky feeds her even though her cries and sobs Broke their heart they need to do it bc she dont even wanna eat soup. Big bro petie wanna comfort her and give her, her favorite blankie and plushie😻
I love your fics!!
A Welcome Distraction
Word Count: 500
A/N: Aaah I'm sorry this took so long! Hopefully your tonsillitis is all better now 😅 I hope you like this 💕
Steve and Bucky were more than worried for you. It was nearly dinnertime and you’d still refused to eat all day. They knew what was wrong, your doctor's appointment was scheduled for the very next day, but there wasn’t much they could do to comfort you in the meantime. You’d even denied your bottle full of warm milk, something you usually couldn’t get enough of. Your daddies’ hearts ached just knowing how uncomfortable you must have been. Even Peter was concerned, hardly able to pay attention to his toys while you were suffering.
The discomfort in your stomach grew worse, but it was still no match for the white hot pain that came every time you tried to swallow. You’d spent all day long either crying or on the brink of tears, handed back and forth between your daddies so you’d never be left alone. The sun was nearly setting when they decided something must be done. Bucky carried you to your highchair, but you only clung to him harder. Your baba immediately understood what you needed, sitting down at one of the dining table chairs with you still in his lap, still gripping tight to his shoulders. Peter watched from his booster seat across the table.
Steve entered the dining room a moment later, a bowl of soup warmed up to just the right temperature in his hand. It was your favorite kind, with not too strong of a flavor or too many spices since he knew you were already overwhelmed. You hid your face in Bucky’s neck as Steve approached you with a spoonful of warm broth.
“I know, angel. Just a couple tiny bites for daddy?”
Bucky lightly massaged your scalp, an excuse to gently maneuver your head to face Steve a little better. You parted your lips just enough for him to slip the spoon in and guide a little bit of soup down your throat. It didn’t feel good, but the taste was satisfying as it washed over your dry tongue, and the warmth spilling into your tummy woke up your appetite. You whined for another bite. Bucky continued to comfort you as Steve kept the spoonfuls coming. Both of them were focused on you, making sure you didn’t start crying again or coughing up the soup. You continued to whine and wiggle for a bit, until you stopped.
Both of your daddies looked down to see Peter seated on the floor next to the table. He’d gotten up from his booster seat all on his own and snuck away to your playroom, retrieving as many dolls and stuffies as he could carry. Now he sat cross-legged before you, acting out funny little scenes with your toys to try and cheer you up while you ate, and it was working. For the first time all day long, you cracked a hint of a smile. Steve and Bucky were so proud of the sweet relationship between their babies. Your big brother Peter had saved the day once again.
(this is how i imagine them watching peter & reader interact so sweetly hehe 💕)
#little!reader#stucky x little!reader#daddy!stucky x little!reader#daddy!stucky#marvel agere#peter parker x little!reader#stucky x little!peter#daddy!stucky x little!peter#chloe's fic#agere fic
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IM CRYING (FOR SILLY REASONS THIS TIME) AKDJKWJFE NOT THIS SCENE IMPLYING HE COOKED FOR BABY SILVER BCS LILIA CANT BE TRUSTED KAJFKWJF TRULY THE BROTHER THAT STEPPED UP 🤣🤣🤣
AND AAAAAAAA if im really correct that Malleus was the one who cooked the soup in this scene (this is what baby silver was eating here), THEN IS THIS ANOTHER LEVAN PARALLEL.... LEVAN COOKED SOUP AS WELL IN A GATHERING AT A FOREST, BCS LILIA FAILED TO COOK ONE 😭✨
OH so many south american animals here?? armadillo and black newt afaik, but isnt black newt poisonous 😭💀✨ Guardian angel Dawn would work overtime if Lilia was alone at caring for baby Silver Kajdkwjfjs
AND MALLEUS SARCASM AGAIN LMAO his sentence might sound consoling Lilia but word choice of "It unsettles him" means he doesnt trust Lilia 🤣🤣
I TOPPLED OVER 💔🔥🔥😭😭 One thing that always convinces me that Malleus is not evil is because of this!!! all his decisions where it made significant impact on his character, always involved making someone "happy", he's not innately evil and selfish, in fact out of all the characters like Lilia and Silver, he's one of the cahracters who thinks of others often
AHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭😭 The fact that Malleus is probably 160+ years old here and he's still a boy,,, AAAA i feel like no one comments much about Malleus' kindness in his past other than Lilia and that makes me so kkdkakfjsv!!!
LIKE THIS ISNT BIG NEWS it was kinda obvious at the start that only Lilia and Silver are the Malleus is kind truthers, but when it gets mentioned on plot !!! im pouring out tears 😭😭😭
these nuts are making me cry...
okay another interpretation of mine, is that giving this acorn bracelet ACTUALLY WORKS like the person who will receive it will live a long healthy life, but faes are masters of giving blessings, maybe they suggested this idea to Silver not considering he is human so therefore the blessing of this acorn tradition might not flow well because hes a different species, and therefore in the present younger Silver's wish that Lilia lives a long healthy life "didnt come true"
AAAAAAA this is the exact line that Lilia from Sebek's dream said to convince Silver to just accept the dreamworld KHRJSD 😭💔
AAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭 the wayyyyy I WOULDVE LOVE TO SEE IT VISUALIZED AUGHWURHSJJD Lilia hugging little Silver tightly so as to not see his eyes brimming with tears at the possible kind gesture and first gift he has received for the past 500 years??? IM BAWLING😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭 just realized that the acorn bracelet might symbolize Silver's view of himself... like only in present time, did he start feeling like a failure in not living up to his exoectations of repaying Lilia, like a shriveled up acorns... but even if its old and destroyed, even if its failed, Lilia still treasures it, because it was given to him by Silver!!! 😭😭😭
#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twistedwonderland#malleus draconia#disney twst#twst malleus#lilia vanrouge#twst lilia#twst silver#silver vanrouge#twst diasomnia#diasomnia#twst book 7
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hello gang i made something
a jerk!ford fighting card! is that what theyre called? i have no idea, i was never a playing cards sort of guy
stats:
health: 100
attack: 30
sanity/intelligence: 500
charisma: -500
speed: 400
description:
Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But Words Break My Heart!
This Stanford's strangely personal insults stuns enemies and lowers their sanity.
It's ineffective towards Anti-Ford.
i know charisma isnt how much people like you but instead your force of presence, sadly the negative is already there and too small to erase properly (^_^;)
translations for the stuff that's in bahasa melayu:
DAH LAH AKU PENAT = ENOUGH I'M TIRED
kurangkan gila = lower the craziness/insanity
yapping under the cut AS PER USUAL
made this while bored in class, i actually started drawing it yesterday but only finished it today
my friend and i got some free cards when buying chocolate. i dont know how to actually play with them, i decided to put it to good use and feed my jerk!ford obsession!
i used my friends as drawing references for the foreshortening. i eventually gave up on it as i still cant draw that properly. they have all started using the middle AND ring finger when flipping the bird, just like ford. of course, none of us have six fingers, but that doesnt seem to stop any of us
one of said friends also drew a very bad might i say penis in the description while it was blank. she laughed maniacally about it before erasing it. tbf, jerk!ford kinda deserves it, but my poor drawing book doesn't (눈‸눈)
im slowly spreading the knowledge of jerk!ford like it's the gospel. two people at school have heard me paraphrase the lore at this point. we'll see if that number ever goes up
ANYWAY GANG REMEMBER; REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYEEEE (^∇^)ノ
#jerk ford au#stanford pines#ford pines#gravity falls#gravity falls au#the double middle finger looks much less offensive when done by someone with five fingers
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sakusa thoughts
- changes his pjs every night. they are all the same like button up shirt and pants in like navy blue or something
- only uses over ear $500 headphones because he’s not gonna “damage his ears before he’s 50” if u ever say ur ear hurts or something he’s like It’s bc of them damn airpods
- lectures you if you drink anything other than water (he has a nearly full starbucks loyalty card(he got the card 2 weeks ago))
- his curly hair is so like . like. yk like ooouuuhh. he’s probably like those people that say they just drink water when someone asks how their skin is so clear but he’s just like “Um i just wash it idk..” but he has a drawer full of stuff for it
- does face masks with you once you beg him and tell him it will “clean” his skin better than water/cleanser
- the most luscious eyebrows sorry
- tries to get u to go places with him without saying it bc he’s embarrassed. if he’s going like to the store he’s like “ok i just won’t get anything for you. oh you’re coming now wow you’re soo desperate” he’s cheering and applauding his discreetness in his head
- cant think of what this guy listens to it’s probably like podcasts or some bs bruh
- i think he watches cooking shows but not really. like yk when you watch something but you’re just watching it bc it’s there but you’re enjoying it??? yeah he does that. if u see him watching and ur like “do u wanna make that” he’s unaware what it really is he just likes routine.
- following instructions is what he was born for. if u ask him to do something or get something he’ll remember what u said word for word and be like “next they said to do this” so cute
- against napping. he is against it fully like a father. he says stuff like “if u slept normally at night you wouldn’t need to nap” ok mr 9pm bedtime
- he got an ipad and now he forgets he has a phone. if u call him he won’t see til morning bc he watches his cooking shows then goes to sleep without checking his phone and he’s like “sorry i turned my phone off to go to sleep early” we all know ur secret omi.
- he isn’t the most physically affectionate but if you are then he can tolerate it for a bit because it’s you. he will probably ask you to get off after some time but he promises it’s not you, it’s him. he just still isn’t quite used to having someone in his space.
vivis note: Hi . Where are all the sakusa fans. should i make more texts orrrr do some hcs like suna or someone idk Help Me
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Hello! Congrats on 143 followers! You deserve it!
Could I request Malleus, Kalim, Vil, Ace, and Jamil with an s/o telling them they're the best thing to have ever blessed her eyes?
A/N: ’M GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS SM 😭♥︎ I have a 3-4 characters limit though so I had to take out Vil and Jamil as I didn’t have time 😔 maybe I’ll add a pt.2 in the future with the two in it! I hope you like it!
Got me Lovestruck
☆Staring☆: Ace Trappola, Malleus Draconia, and Kalim Al Asim
Synopsis: Their reaction to Fem!Reader suddenly saying they’re ‘the best things to ever bless her eyes’
Warnings: Tooth rooting fluff, I don’t proofread my shit so prolly grammatical errors, missing words, etc. I’m sorry💀💀💀
Ace Trappola
You two were doing your usual trouble causing habits, only to be caught by one of the teachers and get sent to detention. “I cant believe we have to write a 500 word essay about why we shouldn’t balance stuff on top of sleeping people’s heads….” Ace groaned quite heavily slamming his head down his desk.
“Like, it’s not OUR fault they fell asleep where we are! That should be an unspoken rule! ‘never fall asleep around Ace or Y/n’ right???” He turned to look at you with a frown as his head still laid there, you giggle at your boyfriend’s frustration and reached over to play with his hair in attempt to calm him down from his tantrum.
After awhile he stopped ranting and just doodle on the paper near where his face rested on his desk, pouting but enjoying the feeling of your hands running through his hair. You found yourself chuckling at the boy’s expression, you always found it endearing how he made you laugh at any given situation…it was one of the reasons why you fell for him…
“Ace you’re one of the best things to ever bless my eyes y’know that?” You blurted out, a soft smile plastered on your face as you looked at him. Needless to say he stopped whatever nonsense he was doing and looked right back at you. Eyes widened and shocked from the sudden confession you’ve made.
Cue Microsoft shut down sound
Wouldn’t know how to react, like his heart is pounding and wants to kiss you right then and there but also a nervous wreck
All his ‘rizz’ that he’d usually brag about would be flushed down the drain, and he has now downgraded into a flustered speechless boy.
When you notice he was acting like a deer caught in headlights, you leaned in and pecked his forehead to bring him back to reality.
He wanted to melt, that’s what he felt like. He pulled you closer to him by the waist and just buried himself in your embrace.
You’d tease him but let him do that until his brain starts running again and is able to produce words.
Once he’s up and running again he’d gather enough courage to leave soft kisses on your collarbone as he’s still too red to kiss your face.
“I fucking love you, I cant- I don’t even- Ughhhh see??? this is what you do to me?? Oh my gosh…”
Malleus Draconia
You two were out on your nightly walks again and he’s going on a tangent about gargoyles while holding on to your hand, you listened and probably know what he’s talking about already due to countless times he’s mention this subject to you whenever it sparks up in your conversations.
Still you listened to him fondly, showing interest to his likings aswell, occasionally you’d ask him questions, and he’d elaborate. You loved how enthusiastic he was when he talks about the things that he likes, the hobbies he does, or anything at all if your being honest.
The horned fae’s voice was like that song you’ll never get tired of, suddenly a question from him cuts you off your train of thought “aren’t they the greatest creatures to bless this earth my dear?” He asks you. “I beg to differ” you protested, he was shocked as you always agreed with him on this, “oh? well then please do” he offers, awaiting for your argument. He was always up for a friendly debate.
You smiled up at him, “They’re not the greatest thing to ever bless MY eyes…because that would be you, my prince” and lifted up his hands to plant a small kiss on his knuckles. “And my opinion wont be swayed so don’t even try tsunotaro” you grinned at him. Suddenly though…your lover stopped walking.
He hears church bells ringing lol
He’d passionately but gently give you a kiss, you’d have to be the one who pulls away frist because this man isn’t stopping 🥹
He was already asking DEMANDING you marry him and ‘no’ isn’t an option. Already has your whole life with him planned in his head.
You’d giggle at his sudden statement and he explains to you that he wasn’t joking. You’d assure him that you knew he wasn’t but ‘not now’
He frowns, but understands and doesn’t push you any further (for now at least) He couldn’t leave you that night, so he stayed over and slept beside you. Coddling you with affection
Would be thinking about what you said to him everyday and smiling, he’d set the whole world on fire if you wanted him to, no questions asked.
After that day he’d keep asking ‘when’ you were going to marry him. And would be stuck to you like glue.
“Malleus…this isn’t your class” “I understand sir Trein but I simply cannot leave my wife…” “WIFE?!?!” “EXCUSE ME??!” “Mal go to your class”
Kalim Al Asim
You two were just hanging out in Scarabia, he was simply laying on your chest, content as he watched vidoes on his phone. These were the days where it was peaceful, the only sounds that were heard were birds chirping and occasionally small talk from the two of you.
Kalim was busying himself with the content his phone provided, making little noises like gasps or laughs from time to time. You just watched him, as his expression changes, finding yourself laughing aswell because you thought he was cute.
He’d look up at you from his phone and ask what you found amusing but you’d tell him that it was nothing and he’d just go back to doing what he was doing. This went on for awhile until he puts down his phone and looks up at you with a pout, “What?? You’ve been laughing since earlier, is there something on my face?…” he whines, climbing up the cushion to meet your eyes and lays down beside you.
You nod, so he starts wiping his face with his hands you only respond with a laugh again, slowly you took his hands off his face and replaces them with yours, “What? What’s on my face?“ he asks, “The best thing to ever bless my eyes” you answered and gave him a kiss. You swore you saw his pupils dilate.
Would cry 💀💀💀 no seriously he’d start tearing up.
You notice this and ask what was wrong, finding it a bit funny that your boyfriend just starts crying for no reason.
He’d burry his face in your chest sobbing, hands wrapped tightly on your waist, mumbling little I love you’s
You laugh at him for this as you thought it was adorable, you peppered him with kisses to make him stop crying.
When you ask him again he’d just say that he loves you so much that’s why he started crying. And once again burry himself in your warmth.
Would rub hearts on your back and leave kisses on your neck sometimes. When you end up falling asleep first he’d watch you sleep and tell you how much you mean to him.
Would always remind you that he loves you everyday from then on. Like ALL THE TIME, you have to tell him to stop sometimes ‘cuz it comes at the most RANDOM of hours.
“Y/n….?” “Hm???” “I love you okay? Very much…” “love it’s 3 in the morning” “I know, I just wanted to tell you that, go back to sleep now, I love you” “Hm…I love you too..” “I love you more-“ “Kalim…”
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cant stop thinking about sukuna treating me so good while on my period…. 🤭🤭
Awww your boyfriend Kuna will make sure you feel better ♥️
Pairing: Modern!Sukuna x Reader (female) Genre: fluff + some mentions of smut Word count: 500 Warnings: 18+, reader is menstruating, small mention of blood, period sex if you want (only as an option), making out. All characters are of age. This story is 18+. Minors don't interact.
Modern boyfie!Sukuna cannot stand the thought of having no control over this thing that causes you pain and puts you through an emotional rollercoaster every damn month. He is so worried when he sees you burst into tears over the smallest things. The only tears he wants to see on you are those of joy when he says something sweet to you or brings you roses or when he has you on his cock, and the tears spill over because it feels so good. It is unacceptable that your period makes you feel so bad!
And so your boyfie Sukuna does anything he can to make you as comfortable as possible. You are his princess, so you will also get treated like one!
"Why are you getting ready for work? Come on, princess, stop doing all that shit and lie down!"
"But I have so much to do, Kuna!"
"No, you aren't going anywhere today. Fuck work! I will write an e-mail to them saying you are sick!"
You have to admit that he is pretty cute when he is so indignant. And it makes you feel so loved to see this protective side of Sukuna. You aren't immune to the warmth spreading through you when you see the unveiled worry in his maroon eyes. And those strong tattooed arms wrapping around you and hugging you to Sukuna's tall and very warm and comfy body are very convincing, too.
Of course, you stay at home. You slip out of your work clothes and put your sweatpants on again, smiling when Sukuna hands you one of his comfy hoodies.
He makes sure you take painkillers and that you rest on the bed. And Sukuna is right next to you. One of his large hands is on your tummy the whole time, rubbing soothing circles on it.
He picks your fave show to re-watch with you and brings you sweets and cooks for you. He is so caring that you can't help but fall even more in love with him. Especially when you see his boyish grin when he is like,
"See? It was a good idea to stay home and let me look after you. Sukuna 1, stupid period 0."
And then Sukuna kisses your neck, being a tease once again, running his pierced tongue slowly over your sensitive skin, licking you, kissing you, sucking on your pulse point until he has you squirming needily and your hand lands in his soft pink hair to pull him into a deep kiss.
A long makeout session with Sukuna is the perfect way to forget about your cramps. His tall, muscular body lies half on top of you, warm and comforting. And his tongue in your mouth feels so good that it makes your head spin.
And if you need more, Sukuna is very willing to give it to you. He isn't squeamish about the blood or about periods in general. If his princess feels better with his cock in her aching pussy, he will make sure to have you on his cock for hours, trying to fuck your pain away.
But whether you want sex or not, what Sukuna will definitely provide to you are cuddles. He is softer than usual, sweeter. Holds you even tighter than on other occasions, snuggling against you like the world's biggest heating pad. Your back is pressed to his chest while Sukuna's muscular tattooed arms are wrapped around you, one hand rubbing your belly and the other holding yours, making you feel warm and taken care of.
You can't stop smiling when Sukuna murmurs sweet nothings in your ear. That sexy, low voice laced with so much affection. There is still some of his usual teasing, but always followed up by a sweet "I love you, princess." Not wanting to risk another emotional outburst and instead just make you feel loved and taken care of.
I hope this could make you feel better if you are on your period atm <3<3 Kuna being so adamant about making you feel better and "win" against this menstruation thing is so funny to me aahahhaa I love him so much!!
Thank you for reading! Reblogs and comments would be very sweet <3
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